February 2012
5 posts
ho0ker:
one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were
for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse
because i said dildo.
January 2012
15 posts
im in the mood to do something really really...
it's a carol thing: thepizzaqueen: “so, what kind... →
thepizzaqueen:
“so, what kind of charity work have you done?” the employer asks, straightening his glasses as he looks at the young woman before him. she smirks, a cocky look in her eye, “one time i reblogged a picture of a little boy with cancer on tumblr…. instead of a cute pair of…
them: tumblr's about expressing yourself without being put down
you: ok thanks i'll keep that in mind
them: OMG FAGGOT WHAT ARE YOU WEARING YOU ARE SO FAT AND YOUR NOSE IS EW WTF DID YOU EVEN JUST POST I CANT BELIEVE YOU LISTEN TO THAT BAND HAHAH WORST BLOG EVER I HOPE YOU GO GET RAPED BY BIGFOOT AND DIE IN A BUS FIRE HAHAH UR SUCH AN ASSHOLE! SLUT! DYKE! FAGGOT!
you:
them:
you:
them: faggot
December 2011
27 posts
radiobread2:
Wow Sternum from Moody’s Point was really hot he could get it
kpopseoulx:
Today at the movies
Me: Hi. I'd like two tickets to Sherlock Holmes: A Gay of Shadows?
Ticket Seller: Yeah su- Wait, what?
Me: Sherlock Homes: A Gay of Gay.
Ticket Seller: I don't-
Me: Sherlock Gay: A Gay of Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: Sir I-
Me: Gay Gay: Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: That-
Me: Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
i just want an asian baby oKay
go to sleep with 2 socks on
wake up with 1
cant find the other sock
logical conclusion: socks are running away to narnia in the middle of the night
i get tired so early now what is this uGH
stayflyyyg:
They should make a film where Jesse Eisenberg is dating Zooey Deschanel and Michael Cera is dating Katy Perry and then half way through they all switch places and nobody notices.
November 2011
12 posts
